Monday, We Need To Talk

Look, I get it. I really do. It's gotta be tough being the poor bastard left over after the weekend, showing up after the party's over. But it doesn't have to be that way. You don't have that grumpy a-hole all the time. You could be the epic champ that marks the beginning of a promising week. You could be the heaven-sent after-party mountain of pancakes and bacon at the 24-hour-diner. What do you say??